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Was a great day to get some yard work done. Even remembered to scatter some poppy seeds.

Was a great day to get some yard work done. Even remembered to scatter some poppy seeds.

Houseplant Appreciation Day feels like the perfect excuse to pause, look around, and realize just how much joy these leafy roommates bring into our lives 🌿

From bold leaves to subtle textures, every plant here has a job: cleaning the air, calming the mind, and reminding me that growth doesn’t have to be loud to be powerful. Some are show-offs, some are slow and steady, all are appreciated.

If your houseplants are thriving, struggling, or somewhere in between—today’s the day to give them a little love. A wipe of a leaf, a word of encouragement….

Stick around if you love plants with personality, real talk about growing, and a little dirt under the fingernails.

#HouseplantAppreciationDay
#PlantPeople
#HouseplantLove
#UrbanJungle
#PlantJoy

Houseplant Appreciation Day feels like the perfect excuse to pause, look around, and realize just how much joy these leafy roommates bring into our lives 🌿

From bold leaves to subtle textures, every plant here has a job: cleaning the air, calming the mind, and reminding me that growth doesn’t have to be loud to be powerful. Some are show-offs, some are slow and steady, all are appreciated.

If your houseplants are thriving, struggling, or somewhere in between—today’s the day to give them a little love. A wipe of a leaf, a word of encouragement….

Stick around if you love plants with personality, real talk about growing, and a little dirt under the fingernails.

#HouseplantAppreciationDay
#PlantPeople
#HouseplantLove
#UrbanJungle
#PlantJoy

Propagation chaos = hard-earned begonia joy 🌱💪

These boxes might look like magic, but let me be clear… this isn’t amazing skill or dumb luck. This is determination. A whole lot of failures, more than a little frustration, a ton of Googling, and loads of advice and suggestions from generous plant people along the way.

What finally made the difference was finding the method that works for me — and sticking with it. Some of these cuttings are thriving and nearly ready to get potted up or gifted, others are still tiny babies with time to go, and a few rehabs are quietly staging a comeback. Every one of them earned its spot here.

With leaf cuttings set up, begonia seeds germinating, and life popping up everywhere, my makeshift plant room is officially a happy (and busy) place.

Highlights in these boxes:
🌿 A bunch of Begonia brevimosa
🌿 Begonia bipinnatifida doing its funky thing
🌿 A couple variegated Begonia cuculata stealing attention
🌿 And yes… the one growing from the top of the leaf. Because begonias don’t follow rules 🤯

Happy to share what I’ve learned and answer questions — but honestly, use what you’ve got, try different things, fail a few times, and keep going. That’s where the wins come from.

#BegoniaLove #BegoniaPropagation #PlantPersistence
#BegoniaBabies #leafcuttingmagic

Propagation chaos = hard-earned begonia joy 🌱💪

These boxes might look like magic, but let me be clear… this isn’t amazing skill or dumb luck. This is determination. A whole lot of failures, more than a little frustration, a ton of Googling, and loads of advice and suggestions from generous plant people along the way.

What finally made the difference was finding the method that works for me — and sticking with it. Some of these cuttings are thriving and nearly ready to get potted up or gifted, others are still tiny babies with time to go, and a few rehabs are quietly staging a comeback. Every one of them earned its spot here.

With leaf cuttings set up, begonia seeds germinating, and life popping up everywhere, my makeshift plant room is officially a happy (and busy) place.

Highlights in these boxes:
🌿 A bunch of Begonia brevimosa
🌿 Begonia bipinnatifida doing its funky thing
🌿 A couple variegated Begonia cuculata stealing attention
🌿 And yes… the one growing from the top of the leaf. Because begonias don’t follow rules 🤯

Happy to share what I’ve learned and answer questions — but honestly, use what you’ve got, try different things, fail a few times, and keep going. That’s where the wins come from.

#BegoniaLove #BegoniaPropagation #PlantPersistence
#BegoniaBabies #leafcuttingmagic

From one brave leaf to a whole new generation 🌱

Begonia Sterling Moon decided to show off today.
Photo one: two happy little plantlets, living their best lives.
Photo two: the leaf that made it all possible… and the moment when I realized, hey, this might actually work.

Leaf propagation used to feel like a gamble for me. Equal parts hope, doubt, and “well… we’ll see.” But with every attempt it gets easier, more predictable, and way more exciting. The reward of watching tiny new plants appear where there were none before? Totally worth the risk.

If you’ve been nervous to try leaf propagating, consider this your sign.
Who else loves the thrill of plant science in action? Or has a propagation fail turned success story to share?

Follow along for more begonia experiments, victories, and lessons learned the leafy way.

#TheAngryGardener
#BegoniaLove
#SterlingMoon
#LeafPropagation
#PlantNerd

From one brave leaf to a whole new generation 🌱

Begonia Sterling Moon decided to show off today.
Photo one: two happy little plantlets, living their best lives.
Photo two: the leaf that made it all possible… and the moment when I realized, hey, this might actually work.

Leaf propagation used to feel like a gamble for me. Equal parts hope, doubt, and “well… we’ll see.” But with every attempt it gets easier, more predictable, and way more exciting. The reward of watching tiny new plants appear where there were none before? Totally worth the risk.

If you’ve been nervous to try leaf propagating, consider this your sign.
Who else loves the thrill of plant science in action? Or has a propagation fail turned success story to share?

Follow along for more begonia experiments, victories, and lessons learned the leafy way.

#TheAngryGardener
#BegoniaLove
#SterlingMoon
#LeafPropagation
#PlantNerd

🌷 WINTER BLOOMS, AS PROMISED! 🌷
🎉 January 1st is here and so am I—just like I said months ago! Remember when I told you to grab a few tulip bulbs and trust me? Today’s the day we make good on that promise.

Let’s force some tulips to bloom in the dead of winter. Yes… flowers before Valentine’s Day are absolutely on the way. 💘🌷

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🌷 How to Force Tulips Indoors (The Fun + Easy Way)

❄️ Step 1: Chill Those Bulbs (Non-Negotiable!)

Tulips need winter before spring.
• Place bulbs (in a breathable bag) in the refrigerator at about 40°F
• Chill for 8–12 weeks
👉 Hot tip from The Angry Gardener: Those bulbs you bought last fall and forgot to plant? If they’ve been hanging out in the cold garage or fridge… THEY’RE READY. 😏

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🏺 Step 2: Choose Your “Vase” (Anything Goes!)

You don’t need fancy glass.
Use anything that:
• Holds water
• Has tall enough sides to support stems

Fill the bottom about ⅓ full with:
• Pebbles, marbles, gravel
• LECA, pumice, large perlite
• Whatever you’ve got!

✨ Optional pro move: Sprinkle a little crushed charcoal on top of this layer to help reduce algae.

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🌱 Step 3: Set the Bulb
• Place bulbs pointy side up
• The flat bottom should sit just above the water
• Roots should touch the water, but the bulb itself should stay dry (no soggy bulbs = no rot)

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🌑 Step 4: Roots First, Light Later
• Set your container in a cool, dark spot for a bit
• Once roots form and green tips appear… it’s showtime!

⸻

☀️ Step 5: Bring on the Light
• Move to a bright window (indirect light at first)
• Watch the magic happen 🌱➡️🌷

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💧 Step 6: Water Watch
• Change water weekly
• Keep the level consistent so roots stay happy

⸻

🔄 Step 7: Spin It!
• Rotate the container every few days
• This keeps stems growing straight instead of leaning toward the light like teenagers toward Wi-Fi.

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🌷 YOUR CHALLENGE 🌷

👉 Who’s trying this with me?
👉 Drop a comment if you’re forcing bulbs!
👉 Share photos as they grow—bonus points for blooms before Valentine’s Day 💘

Winter may be long, but your tulips don’t have to wait.
— The Angry Gardener 😤🌿
#WinterBloomMagic #ForcedTulips #BulbsInWater
#JanuaryGardening #TheAngryGardener

🌷 WINTER BLOOMS, AS PROMISED! 🌷
🎉 January 1st is here and so am I—just like I said months ago! Remember when I told you to grab a few tulip bulbs and trust me? Today’s the day we make good on that promise.

Let’s force some tulips to bloom in the dead of winter. Yes… flowers before Valentine’s Day are absolutely on the way. 💘🌷

⸻

🌷 How to Force Tulips Indoors (The Fun + Easy Way)

❄️ Step 1: Chill Those Bulbs (Non-Negotiable!)

Tulips need winter before spring.
• Place bulbs (in a breathable bag) in the refrigerator at about 40°F
• Chill for 8–12 weeks
👉 Hot tip from The Angry Gardener: Those bulbs you bought last fall and forgot to plant? If they’ve been hanging out in the cold garage or fridge… THEY’RE READY. 😏

⸻

🏺 Step 2: Choose Your “Vase” (Anything Goes!)

You don’t need fancy glass.
Use anything that:
• Holds water
• Has tall enough sides to support stems

Fill the bottom about ⅓ full with:
• Pebbles, marbles, gravel
• LECA, pumice, large perlite
• Whatever you’ve got!

✨ Optional pro move: Sprinkle a little crushed charcoal on top of this layer to help reduce algae.

⸻

🌱 Step 3: Set the Bulb
• Place bulbs pointy side up
• The flat bottom should sit just above the water
• Roots should touch the water, but the bulb itself should stay dry (no soggy bulbs = no rot)

⸻

🌑 Step 4: Roots First, Light Later
• Set your container in a cool, dark spot for a bit
• Once roots form and green tips appear… it’s showtime!

⸻

☀️ Step 5: Bring on the Light
• Move to a bright window (indirect light at first)
• Watch the magic happen 🌱➡️🌷

⸻

💧 Step 6: Water Watch
• Change water weekly
• Keep the level consistent so roots stay happy

⸻

🔄 Step 7: Spin It!
• Rotate the container every few days
• This keeps stems growing straight instead of leaning toward the light like teenagers toward Wi-Fi.

⸻

🌷 YOUR CHALLENGE 🌷

👉 Who’s trying this with me?
👉 Drop a comment if you’re forcing bulbs!
👉 Share photos as they grow—bonus points for blooms before Valentine’s Day 💘

Winter may be long, but your tulips don’t have to wait.
— The Angry Gardener 😤🌿
#WinterBloomMagic #ForcedTulips #BulbsInWater
#JanuaryGardening #TheAngryGardener

On this final day of the year, I found myself exactly where I needed to be—quietly tending baby begonias in the greenhouse. 🌱✨

There’s something powerful about ending a year surrounded by new life. Each tiny leaf and fresh sign of growth feels like a reminder of hope, patience, and what’s possible when we nurture the things we care about.

This peaceful moment was made possible through my work as a WSU Extension Pierce County Master Gardener volunteer, and it has me extra excited for what’s ahead—especially our annual plant sale!

🌸 Mark your calendars:
First weekend of May 2026
📍 Washington State Fairgrounds, Puyallup

Here’s to closing out the year with gratitude and stepping into the new one full of growth, promise, and more begonias than ever. 🌿💚

#NewYearsEveReflection #GrowingHope #BegoniaLove #MasterGardener #WSUExtension

On this final day of the year, I found myself exactly where I needed to be—quietly tending baby begonias in the greenhouse. 🌱✨

There’s something powerful about ending a year surrounded by new life. Each tiny leaf and fresh sign of growth feels like a reminder of hope, patience, and what’s possible when we nurture the things we care about.

This peaceful moment was made possible through my work as a WSU Extension Pierce County Master Gardener volunteer, and it has me extra excited for what’s ahead—especially our annual plant sale!

🌸 Mark your calendars:
First weekend of May 2026
📍 Washington State Fairgrounds, Puyallup

Here’s to closing out the year with gratitude and stepping into the new one full of growth, promise, and more begonias than ever. 🌿💚

#NewYearsEveReflection #GrowingHope #BegoniaLove #MasterGardener #WSUExtension

When I need to unwind, forget the chaos of the day, and do something that actually grounds me… I make potting soil.
Seriously. There’s something wildly therapeutic about building a mix from scratch and knowing exactly what your plants are growing in. 🪴

And let’s be honest—have you seen what the big-name soil brands are charging lately?! 😳
That sticker shock sent me straight back to basics, and my plants are thriving because of it.

This chunky mix was built with intention:
✨ Coco chips – hold moisture without turning roots into mush
✨ no. 4 Perlite – big, airy pieces that boost drainage and oxygen (happy roots = happy plants)
✨ Orchid bark – structure and airflow, mimicking how many plants grow in nature
✨ Charcoal – helps keep things fresh by absorbing impurities and improving root health

I use this mix straight for all my aroids, and for everything else I blend it 50/50 with Sunshine Mix no. 4—perfect for my watering style and busy life. I personally add worm castings at potting time for that gentle nutrient boost (not included in the mix so you can customize).

The best part?
It’s way more affordable than pre-bagged specialty soils—and if you’re in the South Sound, I’m happy to sell you a bag… or better yet, show you how to make your own. Sharing the plant love is kind of my thing. 💚

Details (keeping it casual):
👉🏿 Chunky aroid mix – $25
👉🏿 no. 4 large perlite – $18
2-gallon bags (about 8 liters each).

Because good soil shouldn’t cost a fortune—and your plants deserve better than mystery dirt. 🌱

#DIYSoilMix #AroidLife #PlantTherapy #ChunkyMix #PlantPeople

When I need to unwind, forget the chaos of the day, and do something that actually grounds me… I make potting soil.
Seriously. There’s something wildly therapeutic about building a mix from scratch and knowing exactly what your plants are growing in. 🪴

And let’s be honest—have you seen what the big-name soil brands are charging lately?! 😳
That sticker shock sent me straight back to basics, and my plants are thriving because of it.

This chunky mix was built with intention:
✨ Coco chips – hold moisture without turning roots into mush
✨ no. 4 Perlite – big, airy pieces that boost drainage and oxygen (happy roots = happy plants)
✨ Orchid bark – structure and airflow, mimicking how many plants grow in nature
✨ Charcoal – helps keep things fresh by absorbing impurities and improving root health

I use this mix straight for all my aroids, and for everything else I blend it 50/50 with Sunshine Mix no. 4—perfect for my watering style and busy life. I personally add worm castings at potting time for that gentle nutrient boost (not included in the mix so you can customize).

The best part?
It’s way more affordable than pre-bagged specialty soils—and if you’re in the South Sound, I’m happy to sell you a bag… or better yet, show you how to make your own. Sharing the plant love is kind of my thing. 💚

Details (keeping it casual):
👉🏿 Chunky aroid mix – $25
👉🏿 no. 4 large perlite – $18
2-gallon bags (about 8 liters each).

Because good soil shouldn’t cost a fortune—and your plants deserve better than mystery dirt. 🌱

#DIYSoilMix #AroidLife #PlantTherapy #ChunkyMix #PlantPeople

🌿 Winter Project: Moss Pole Manifestation 🌿

This is a freshly rooted cutting of Cebu Blue pothos and rumor has it… when you give this plant a moss pole, it goes from “cute” to “EXCUSE ME SIR, WHAT ARE THOSE LEAVES?”

So far, the other pothos climbing poles around here are showing some very convincing results, so why not this one? Science. Obviously.

It’s still winter.
It’s still raining.
And this guy is coping the only way he knows how — playing with moss poles and daydreaming about giant leaves and glorious growth.

I’ll drop a monthly update so we can all watch this experiment unfold together. Place your bets now. 😏🌱

#CebuBlue
#PothosOnAPole
#MossPoleMadness
#WinterPlantTherapy
#GrowWithMe

🌿 Winter Project: Moss Pole Manifestation 🌿

This is a freshly rooted cutting of Cebu Blue pothos and rumor has it… when you give this plant a moss pole, it goes from “cute” to “EXCUSE ME SIR, WHAT ARE THOSE LEAVES?”

So far, the other pothos climbing poles around here are showing some very convincing results, so why not this one? Science. Obviously.

It’s still winter.
It’s still raining.
And this guy is coping the only way he knows how — playing with moss poles and daydreaming about giant leaves and glorious growth.

I’ll drop a monthly update so we can all watch this experiment unfold together. Place your bets now. 😏🌱

#CebuBlue
#PothosOnAPole
#MossPoleMadness
#WinterPlantTherapy
#GrowWithMe

🚨 WINTER HORROR STORY: HOUSEPLANT EDITION 🚨

It’s December.
The doors are closed.
The heat is on.
The plants are supposed to be SAFE.

And yet…
I look over and THIS ABSOLUTE UNIT is sitting on my houseplant like he PAYS RENT.

Sir.
You are indoors.
On a leaf.
In winter.

How did you get here?
What do you want?
And most importantly…
ARE YOU ALONE?

I did not consent to a jump scare while admiring my foliage. One minute I’m appreciating a healthy leaf, the next I’m questioning every life choice I’ve ever made.

So now we must decide his fate:
🔪 Exorcism via shoe?
🫙 Capture & release (in the cold, like nature intended)?
🥃 Assume he’s drunk, lost, and just needs directions?

Name suggestions welcome because if he’s going to traumatize me in my own home, he deserves a proper horror-movie villain name.

Proceed with caution… and check your plants tonight.

#HouseplantHorror
#DecemberJumpScare
#PlantPeopleProblems
#WhyIsItInside
#buggedout

🚨 WINTER HORROR STORY: HOUSEPLANT EDITION 🚨

It’s December.
The doors are closed.
The heat is on.
The plants are supposed to be SAFE.

And yet…
I look over and THIS ABSOLUTE UNIT is sitting on my houseplant like he PAYS RENT.

Sir.
You are indoors.
On a leaf.
In winter.

How did you get here?
What do you want?
And most importantly…
ARE YOU ALONE?

I did not consent to a jump scare while admiring my foliage. One minute I’m appreciating a healthy leaf, the next I’m questioning every life choice I’ve ever made.

So now we must decide his fate:
🔪 Exorcism via shoe?
🫙 Capture & release (in the cold, like nature intended)?
🥃 Assume he’s drunk, lost, and just needs directions?

Name suggestions welcome because if he’s going to traumatize me in my own home, he deserves a proper horror-movie villain name.

Proceed with caution… and check your plants tonight.

#HouseplantHorror
#DecemberJumpScare
#PlantPeopleProblems
#WhyIsItInside
#buggedout

Alright friends, gather ‘round the indoor jungle altar 🌿😌

Yes, it’s winter.
Yes, this is the Pacific Northwest.
Yes, I’ve accepted that my backyard tropical paradise is a seasonal delusion… so now we pivot HARD to the houseplants.

Picture 1:
Behold my newest Thai Con leaf — huge, glossy, living its best life.
And yes, I posted the last one a month ago.
No, I will not stop.
New leaves are my serotonin now. Get over it because I clearly haven’t.

Picture 2:
For the plant nerds (my people): that’s a Monstera aerial root piercing straight into the heart of a coco coir pole.
Proof. Of. Concept.
If you know, you know.
If you don’t, welcome… you’ll learn.

This is your official warning ⚠️
Every new leaf.
Every melted begonia.
Every successful propagation.
You’re gonna hear about it.

The Angry Gardener doesn’t hibernate — we photosynthesize indoors.
Drop a 🌱 if you’re surviving winter one leaf at a time
Drop a 😌 if that aerial root made your soul quiet for a second

#AngryGardener
#IndoorJungle
#ThaiConMonstera
#NewLeafWhoDis
#PlantNerdsUnite

Alright friends, gather ‘round the indoor jungle altar 🌿😌

Yes, it’s winter.
Yes, this is the Pacific Northwest.
Yes, I’ve accepted that my backyard tropical paradise is a seasonal delusion… so now we pivot HARD to the houseplants.

Picture 1:
Behold my newest Thai Con leaf — huge, glossy, living its best life.
And yes, I posted the last one a month ago.
No, I will not stop.
New leaves are my serotonin now. Get over it because I clearly haven’t.

Picture 2:
For the plant nerds (my people): that’s a Monstera aerial root piercing straight into the heart of a coco coir pole.
Proof. Of. Concept.
If you know, you know.
If you don’t, welcome… you’ll learn.

This is your official warning ⚠️
Every new leaf.
Every melted begonia.
Every successful propagation.
You’re gonna hear about it.

The Angry Gardener doesn’t hibernate — we photosynthesize indoors.
Drop a 🌱 if you’re surviving winter one leaf at a time
Drop a 😌 if that aerial root made your soul quiet for a second

#AngryGardener
#IndoorJungle
#ThaiConMonstera
#NewLeafWhoDis
#PlantNerdsUnite

🚨🌿 HEY FRIENDS—DO. NOT. MISS. THIS. 🌿🚨

Portland Avenue Nursery is closing for the season in a few days and the clearance perennials situation is UNHINGED in the very best way.

I tried to be responsible. I really did. I may have even walked away… briefly. 😅
But please—someone go buy these plants so I don’t have to go back and adopt them all.

👉 Begonia alert:
• 4 Begonia lorentzonii with rhizomes so massive the pots are basically waving a white flag
• 3 Begonia circumlobata ‘MonShayne’ just… sitting there… waiting… judging me

💸 $7.99 EACH.
Read that again. Slowly.
THE. POSSIBILITIES.

And it didn’t stop there—
😮 Dutchman’s Pipe for $7?!
Perennials, treasures, “how is this still here??” plants everywhere.

If you love a good deal, live for clearance season, or enjoy the thrill of plant rescue—RUN, don’t walk.
I may or may not be going back. You’ve been warned.

#ClearancePlantChaos
#PlantAddictProblems
#BegoniaBrain
#FrugalFreedom
#PlantRescueMission
#PNWGardeners
#PortlandAvenueNursery
#PerennialDeals
#SoManyPlants
#SendHelpOrATruck 🌿💚

🚨🌿 HEY FRIENDS—DO. NOT. MISS. THIS. 🌿🚨

Portland Avenue Nursery is closing for the season in a few days and the clearance perennials situation is UNHINGED in the very best way.

I tried to be responsible. I really did. I may have even walked away… briefly. 😅
But please—someone go buy these plants so I don’t have to go back and adopt them all.

👉 Begonia alert:
• 4 Begonia lorentzonii with rhizomes so massive the pots are basically waving a white flag
• 3 Begonia circumlobata ‘MonShayne’ just… sitting there… waiting… judging me

💸 $7.99 EACH.
Read that again. Slowly.
THE. POSSIBILITIES.

And it didn’t stop there—
😮 Dutchman’s Pipe for $7?!
Perennials, treasures, “how is this still here??” plants everywhere.

If you love a good deal, live for clearance season, or enjoy the thrill of plant rescue—RUN, don’t walk.
I may or may not be going back. You’ve been warned.

#ClearancePlantChaos
#PlantAddictProblems
#BegoniaBrain
#FrugalFreedom
#PlantRescueMission
#PNWGardeners
#PortlandAvenueNursery
#PerennialDeals
#SoManyPlants
#SendHelpOrATruck 🌿💚

December: cold, dark, allegedly winter.
My Easter cactus: “SPRING IS COMING… also I made a flower.” 🌸😏

Not one, but TWO signs of rebellion over here—one bold red bloom stealing the spotlight and another bud lurking in the background like “I’m not ready for attention yet.”
Sir/ma’am, it is DECEMBER. Calm down. Or don’t… because honestly, I love this energy.

When your plants are already manifesting spring while you’re still in cozy socks and denial.

#EasterCactus
#Rhipsalidopsis
#BloomingOutOfSeason
#PlantRebellion
#WinterWho
#SpringEnergy
#PlantSnark
#HouseplantJoy
#BudsAndAttitude

December: cold, dark, allegedly winter.
My Easter cactus: “SPRING IS COMING… also I made a flower.” 🌸😏

Not one, but TWO signs of rebellion over here—one bold red bloom stealing the spotlight and another bud lurking in the background like “I’m not ready for attention yet.”
Sir/ma’am, it is DECEMBER. Calm down. Or don’t… because honestly, I love this energy.

When your plants are already manifesting spring while you’re still in cozy socks and denial.

#EasterCactus
#Rhipsalidopsis
#BloomingOutOfSeason
#PlantRebellion
#WinterWho
#SpringEnergy
#PlantSnark
#HouseplantJoy
#BudsAndAttitude

Terrarium confessional time… 🌿😈

Earlier this year I built this terrarium with wildly grand plans. Carefully chosen plants. Dialed-in lighting. A fan. Dreams. Delusions. Main character energy.

Then reality showed up.
Plants failed.
Powdery mildew threw a rave.
Hope slowly withered.

When the cheap fan finally died, so did my patience. I looked at the survivors and basically said:
“Live or die… your life is in your own chlorophyll-covered hands.”

And wouldn’t you know it—that’s when Begonia brevimosa decided to WAKE 👏 UP 👏
Look at those leaves.
That color.
That attitude.

And can we talk about that Begonia U489 leaf?! Because WOW.
Even the Begonia dregei is out here giving I might actually like you now vibes.

So yes… many plants were sacrificed to the terrarium gods to get here. But plot twist:
✨ I even got 3 brevimosa cuttings currently growing ✨

Moral of the story?
Neglect? Tough love? Pure spite?
Apparently that’s the care plan brevimosa was waiting for.

Tell me—
👉 Have you ever had a plant thrive ONLY after you gave up on it?
👉 Or what plant made you question your entire gardening identity?

#TerrariumDrama
#PlantParentProblems
#BegoniaAddict
#BrevimosaRedemption
#PlantSpiteWorks
#MasterGardenerOrMadScientist
#PlantsWithAttitude
#ThisAlmostWentInTheCompost

Now excuse me while I pretend this was the plan all along. 😏🌱

Terrarium confessional time… 🌿😈

Earlier this year I built this terrarium with wildly grand plans. Carefully chosen plants. Dialed-in lighting. A fan. Dreams. Delusions. Main character energy.

Then reality showed up.
Plants failed.
Powdery mildew threw a rave.
Hope slowly withered.

When the cheap fan finally died, so did my patience. I looked at the survivors and basically said:
“Live or die… your life is in your own chlorophyll-covered hands.”

And wouldn’t you know it—that’s when Begonia brevimosa decided to WAKE 👏 UP 👏
Look at those leaves.
That color.
That attitude.

And can we talk about that Begonia U489 leaf?! Because WOW.
Even the Begonia dregei is out here giving I might actually like you now vibes.

So yes… many plants were sacrificed to the terrarium gods to get here. But plot twist:
✨ I even got 3 brevimosa cuttings currently growing ✨

Moral of the story?
Neglect? Tough love? Pure spite?
Apparently that’s the care plan brevimosa was waiting for.

Tell me—
👉 Have you ever had a plant thrive ONLY after you gave up on it?
👉 Or what plant made you question your entire gardening identity?

#TerrariumDrama
#PlantParentProblems
#BegoniaAddict
#BrevimosaRedemption
#PlantSpiteWorks
#MasterGardenerOrMadScientist
#PlantsWithAttitude
#ThisAlmostWentInTheCompost

Now excuse me while I pretend this was the plan all along. 😏🌱

Turns out… collecting seeds in the tropics does not guarantee you come home with a giant bounty. 😂
Behold: my mighty handful of seeds—small in number, but BIG in potential!

While everyone else is out here dreaming of a white Christmas, this plant fanatic is dreaming of germination trays, grow lights, and the sweet suspense of “will they sprout?” 🌱✨

Just traded sun, sand, and tropical bliss for the cold, soggy welcome home party of the PNW—complete with a flood watch. Because of course. 😒🌧️
But hey… these seeds might just be the spark of summer I need to hold me over until the rains pass.

Let the experiment begin. Place your bets… what are the odds these little guys actually grow? 😈🌿
—The Angry Gardener

#SeedlingsOrBust #AngryGardenerAdventures #TropicalToTemperate #PNWPlantProblems #FromSunToSoggy #GrowOrDieTrying #PlantFanaticOnTour #FutureJungleMaybe #TinySeedsBigDreams #FloodWatchFarming #GardenersGamble 🌱

Turns out… collecting seeds in the tropics does not guarantee you come home with a giant bounty. 😂
Behold: my mighty handful of seeds—small in number, but BIG in potential!

While everyone else is out here dreaming of a white Christmas, this plant fanatic is dreaming of germination trays, grow lights, and the sweet suspense of “will they sprout?” 🌱✨

Just traded sun, sand, and tropical bliss for the cold, soggy welcome home party of the PNW—complete with a flood watch. Because of course. 😒🌧️
But hey… these seeds might just be the spark of summer I need to hold me over until the rains pass.

Let the experiment begin. Place your bets… what are the odds these little guys actually grow? 😈🌿
—The Angry Gardener

#SeedlingsOrBust #AngryGardenerAdventures #TropicalToTemperate #PNWPlantProblems #FromSunToSoggy #GrowOrDieTrying #PlantFanaticOnTour #FutureJungleMaybe #TinySeedsBigDreams #FloodWatchFarming #GardenersGamble 🌱

Final port day of this cruise had us soaking up the sun in Mahogany Bay, Roatán 🌴☀️
Mission: recharge the solar panels before heading back to the glorious rains of the Pacific Northwest.
Result: FULL POWER RESTORED. 🔋😎

Today was all about sun, beach time, and ocean relaxation — the perfect recipe to survive winter back home. This bear does not photograph well at the beach (built-in sweater problems 🐻😂), so no selfies… but trust me, the scenery did all the heavy lifting anyway.

And because I can’t go anywhere without adding more plants to the wish list…
🌺 Heliconia
🌼 Mussaenda
…yep, both officially joining the “figure out how to acquire and keep alive in the greenhouse” list for the tropical garden. 🌿🔥

Now it’s two more days of sunshine and poolside bliss before Galveston and the trip home. Solar panels: stay charged. 😎✨

#MahoganyBay #Roatan #CruiseLife #TheAngryGardener #PlantAddictOnTour #TropicalPlantWishList #HeliconiaHunt #MussaendaMadness #SunRecharge #PNWBound #WinterPrepMode #BeachDayVibes #CruiseAdventures #GreenhouseLife

Final port day of this cruise had us soaking up the sun in Mahogany Bay, Roatán 🌴☀️
Mission: recharge the solar panels before heading back to the glorious rains of the Pacific Northwest.
Result: FULL POWER RESTORED. 🔋😎

Today was all about sun, beach time, and ocean relaxation — the perfect recipe to survive winter back home. This bear does not photograph well at the beach (built-in sweater problems 🐻😂), so no selfies… but trust me, the scenery did all the heavy lifting anyway.

And because I can’t go anywhere without adding more plants to the wish list…
🌺 Heliconia
🌼 Mussaenda
…yep, both officially joining the “figure out how to acquire and keep alive in the greenhouse” list for the tropical garden. 🌿🔥

Now it’s two more days of sunshine and poolside bliss before Galveston and the trip home. Solar panels: stay charged. 😎✨

#MahoganyBay #Roatan #CruiseLife #TheAngryGardener #PlantAddictOnTour #TropicalPlantWishList #HeliconiaHunt #MussaendaMadness #SunRecharge #PNWBound #WinterPrepMode #BeachDayVibes #CruiseAdventures #GreenhouseLife

Port #3 dropped us into beautiful Belize, and WOW… our final Mayan ruins excursion of the cruise was truly un-belize-able! 🌿✨
This last chance for ruins did not disappoint!

A cross-country bus ride brought us to Xunantunich, where we dove deep into Mayan culture, climbed the iconic El Castillo, and soaked in panoramic views of endless jungle and the winding Mopan River. Bucket list item: ✔️ And somehow… it’s only made us want to come back for more.

From the top of the temple to the forest floor, today overflowed with magic—history, wildlife, and PLANTS! The biggest patch yet of native Begonia nelumbiifolia (plant nerd heaven!), plus mahogany and allspice trees, and thicker, wilder jungle than any stop so far. Spider monkeys played overhead, roadside vendors pulled us into some spirited souvenir dickering, and a delicious local lunch fueled us before we spent sunset at the pier waiting for the tender back to the ship. 🌅🛳️

Tomorrow is our final stop—Roatán Island—for a full day of beachy relaxation before the ship heads home. Sun, sand, and one last tropical fix incoming! 🌴😎

#Belize #UnBelizeAble #Xunantunich #ElCastillo #MayanRuins #BucketListChecked #PlantFanaticAdventures #BegoniaSpotting #JungleVibes #SpiderMonkeys #CruiseLife #TheAngryGardener #AdventureContinues #TravelPlantsHistory #RoatanNext #PortDayMagic

Port #3 dropped us into beautiful Belize, and WOW… our final Mayan ruins excursion of the cruise was truly un-belize-able! 🌿✨
This last chance for ruins did not disappoint!

A cross-country bus ride brought us to Xunantunich, where we dove deep into Mayan culture, climbed the iconic El Castillo, and soaked in panoramic views of endless jungle and the winding Mopan River. Bucket list item: ✔️ And somehow… it’s only made us want to come back for more.

From the top of the temple to the forest floor, today overflowed with magic—history, wildlife, and PLANTS! The biggest patch yet of native Begonia nelumbiifolia (plant nerd heaven!), plus mahogany and allspice trees, and thicker, wilder jungle than any stop so far. Spider monkeys played overhead, roadside vendors pulled us into some spirited souvenir dickering, and a delicious local lunch fueled us before we spent sunset at the pier waiting for the tender back to the ship. 🌅🛳️

Tomorrow is our final stop—Roatán Island—for a full day of beachy relaxation before the ship heads home. Sun, sand, and one last tropical fix incoming! 🌴😎

#Belize #UnBelizeAble #Xunantunich #ElCastillo #MayanRuins #BucketListChecked #PlantFanaticAdventures #BegoniaSpotting #JungleVibes #SpiderMonkeys #CruiseLife #TheAngryGardener #AdventureContinues #TravelPlantsHistory #RoatanNext #PortDayMagic

Woke up to a cloudy Belize sunrise for our 3rd cruise port, and honestly… it feels exactly right for our final round of Mayan ruins and jungle wandering. 🌥️🌿

Today we head to Xunantunich, ready to climb temple steps, explore ancient stories, and—let’s be honest—see what plants are hiding in the jungle that I absolutely need to stop and inspect. 😆🌱

High hopes, big expectations, early start… let’s see what Belize has in store!
History, jungle vibes, and maybe even a begonia sighting? A plant fanatic can dream. 🌿✨

Stay tuned!
—The Angry Gardener

#Belize #Xunantunich #CruiseLife #JungleAdventures #PlantFanatic #HistoryNerd #MayanRuins #CloudySunrise #AdventureDay #TheAngryGardener

Woke up to a cloudy Belize sunrise for our 3rd cruise port, and honestly… it feels exactly right for our final round of Mayan ruins and jungle wandering. 🌥️🌿

Today we head to Xunantunich, ready to climb temple steps, explore ancient stories, and—let’s be honest—see what plants are hiding in the jungle that I absolutely need to stop and inspect. 😆🌱

High hopes, big expectations, early start… let’s see what Belize has in store!
History, jungle vibes, and maybe even a begonia sighting? A plant fanatic can dream. 🌿✨

Stay tuned!
—The Angry Gardener

#Belize #Xunantunich #CruiseLife #JungleAdventures #PlantFanatic #HistoryNerd #MayanRuins #CloudySunrise #AdventureDay #TheAngryGardener

Port Day 2: Costa Maya did not disappoint! 🌿🔥
Today’s adventure took us deeper into the jungle, where the Mayan temples of Chacchoben rise higher, the air grows thicker… and the plant life gets even better.

I climbed the ancient steps, wandered (okay… strayed a bit) down a jungle path before our guide reeled me back in 😅 — but can you blame me?!
Because the highlight of my entire plant-fanatic, begonia-addicted soul was this:

👉 I found ACTUAL begonias growing on the ruins.
Like… on the stones. In the wild. In their element.
Consider my mind blown and my heart full.

After the ruins, we wrapped the day at a beach resort where the drinks flowed, the sun was glorious, the ocean refreshing, and all four of us felt like absolute vacation royalty. Then a little shopping, flamingos, the walk back to the ship, and finally a sunset that wrapped the whole day like a bow.

🌴 2 stops down, 2 to go… Belize tomorrow!
Even more jungle, even more history, and hopefully even more horticulture.

✨ Plant friends — can you ID the begonia in the reel? I have my guesses… let’s hear yours!

#CostaMaya #Chacchoben #MayanRuins #JungleVibes #PlantFanatic #BegoniaAddict #WildBegonias #TheAngryGardener #CruiseLife #VacationMode #TropicalPlants #HistoryNerd #GardenersOnTour #PlantPeopleUnite #AdventureAwaits #BelizeNext #FourStopsFourStories

Port Day 2: Costa Maya did not disappoint! 🌿🔥
Today’s adventure took us deeper into the jungle, where the Mayan temples of Chacchoben rise higher, the air grows thicker… and the plant life gets even better.

I climbed the ancient steps, wandered (okay… strayed a bit) down a jungle path before our guide reeled me back in 😅 — but can you blame me?!
Because the highlight of my entire plant-fanatic, begonia-addicted soul was this:

👉 I found ACTUAL begonias growing on the ruins.
Like… on the stones. In the wild. In their element.
Consider my mind blown and my heart full.

After the ruins, we wrapped the day at a beach resort where the drinks flowed, the sun was glorious, the ocean refreshing, and all four of us felt like absolute vacation royalty. Then a little shopping, flamingos, the walk back to the ship, and finally a sunset that wrapped the whole day like a bow.

🌴 2 stops down, 2 to go… Belize tomorrow!
Even more jungle, even more history, and hopefully even more horticulture.

✨ Plant friends — can you ID the begonia in the reel? I have my guesses… let’s hear yours!

#CostaMaya #Chacchoben #MayanRuins #JungleVibes #PlantFanatic #BegoniaAddict #WildBegonias #TheAngryGardener #CruiseLife #VacationMode #TropicalPlants #HistoryNerd #GardenersOnTour #PlantPeopleUnite #AdventureAwaits #BelizeNext #FourStopsFourStories

Port Day 2 and the adventure continues! 🌿🚢
This quiet pier shot might look calm… but trust me, today is anything but calm. We’re heading straight back into the jungle—because this plant fanatic can’t resist another chance to peek at the wild greenery and wonder what treasures are hiding under that canopy. 🌱👀

But the real highlight? Chacchoben Mayan ruins. Ancient stones, towering history, and stories carved long before any of us were cruising these waters. And after soaking in the past, we’ll swap jungle boots for beach sand. 🏖️✨

What will today bring? Rare plants? More iguanas judging my life choices? Jungle magic?
Stay tuned… The Angry Gardener will report back. 😏🌿

#PortDay2 #Chacchoben #MayanRuins #JungleAdventures #PlantFanaticOnTour #CruiseLife #TheAngryGardener #HistoryAndHorticulture #WonderInTheWild

Port Day 2 and the adventure continues! 🌿🚢
This quiet pier shot might look calm… but trust me, today is anything but calm. We’re heading straight back into the jungle—because this plant fanatic can’t resist another chance to peek at the wild greenery and wonder what treasures are hiding under that canopy. 🌱👀

But the real highlight? Chacchoben Mayan ruins. Ancient stones, towering history, and stories carved long before any of us were cruising these waters. And after soaking in the past, we’ll swap jungle boots for beach sand. 🏖️✨

What will today bring? Rare plants? More iguanas judging my life choices? Jungle magic?
Stay tuned… The Angry Gardener will report back. 😏🌿

#PortDay2 #Chacchoben #MayanRuins #JungleAdventures #PlantFanaticOnTour #CruiseLife #TheAngryGardener #HistoryAndHorticulture #WonderInTheWild

Today was Port Day #1 and Tulum absolutely delivered. 🌿
From hopping the ferry at sunrise to wandering through ancient Mayan history, every step felt like stepping back in time. The plant fanatic in me kept staring into that jungle thinking, what’s growing in there?! The iguanas certainly didn’t mind posing for their close-ups. 🦎💚

We wrapped it all up with a little tequila tasting (when in Mexico… 😄), some delicious local bites, a group photo with our adventure crew, and a sunset that felt like it was painted just for us. 🌅✨

Feeling grateful, sun-kissed, and already excited for the next stop.
—The Angry Gardener on tour 🌿🔥🚢

#TulumRuins #MayanHistory #CruiseLife #PlantGuyOnTheLoose #JungleVibes #TheAngryGardener #IguanaWatch2025 #TravelDiaries #PortDayAdventures #WanderMore #SunsetMagic #ExploreWithMe #CozumelToTulum #VacationModeActivated

Today was Port Day #1 and Tulum absolutely delivered. 🌿
From hopping the ferry at sunrise to wandering through ancient Mayan history, every step felt like stepping back in time. The plant fanatic in me kept staring into that jungle thinking, what’s growing in there?! The iguanas certainly didn’t mind posing for their close-ups. 🦎💚

We wrapped it all up with a little tequila tasting (when in Mexico… 😄), some delicious local bites, a group photo with our adventure crew, and a sunset that felt like it was painted just for us. 🌅✨

Feeling grateful, sun-kissed, and already excited for the next stop.
—The Angry Gardener on tour 🌿🔥🚢

#TulumRuins #MayanHistory #CruiseLife #PlantGuyOnTheLoose #JungleVibes #TheAngryGardener #IguanaWatch2025 #TravelDiaries #PortDayAdventures #WanderMore #SunsetMagic #ExploreWithMe #CozumelToTulum #VacationModeActivated

🌿 Plant Guy Goes to the Jungle… Again. 🌿
Today’s adventure: exploring the Mayan ruins of Tulum—but let’s be honest, the real moment was when my daughter caught me staring longingly into the jungle like it was the houseplant aisle at my favorite nursery.

After 2 full days trapped on a ship with zero plants, this was my first chance to reconnect with the green world. I swear I could feel the chlorophyll calling to me. 😆🌱

What’s growing out there? Bromeliads? Ferns? Mysterious vines ready to steal my heart (and maybe my hat)?
Meanwhile… I’m casually wondering how my houseplants are coping without me. Are they thriving? Plotting revenge? Holding an intervention?

And the best part? Three more stops = three more jungles.
Three more chances for your favorite plant fanatic to wander off the tour path because “oooh, what’s THAT leaf?!”

#PlantGuyOnVacation #TheAngryGardener #Tulum #PlantAddictProblems #JungleFeels #MayanRuins #VacationVibes #PlantNerdInTheWild #CozumelToWhoKnowsWhere #MoreStopsMorePlants

🌿 Plant Guy Goes to the Jungle… Again. 🌿
Today’s adventure: exploring the Mayan ruins of Tulum—but let’s be honest, the real moment was when my daughter caught me staring longingly into the jungle like it was the houseplant aisle at my favorite nursery.

After 2 full days trapped on a ship with zero plants, this was my first chance to reconnect with the green world. I swear I could feel the chlorophyll calling to me. 😆🌱

What’s growing out there? Bromeliads? Ferns? Mysterious vines ready to steal my heart (and maybe my hat)?
Meanwhile… I’m casually wondering how my houseplants are coping without me. Are they thriving? Plotting revenge? Holding an intervention?

And the best part? Three more stops = three more jungles.
Three more chances for your favorite plant fanatic to wander off the tour path because “oooh, what’s THAT leaf?!”

#PlantGuyOnVacation #TheAngryGardener #Tulum #PlantAddictProblems #JungleFeels #MayanRuins #VacationVibes #PlantNerdInTheWild #CozumelToWhoKnowsWhere #MoreStopsMorePlants

🌅 Sunrise over the open ocean hits different on Port Day #1!
This morning’s view from the ship was pure magic… and now we’re off to Cozumel, Mexico for a day at the Tulum Mayan ruins!

Your resident plant fanatic is absolutely vibrating with excitement. Ancient stonework? Yes. Stories of past civilizations? Double yes. But also—what plants were growing here centuries ago? What plants are reclaiming the ruins now? What tropical treasures will I spot creeping, climbing, and thriving in the heat?

I’m ready to explore the history, the landscape, the life, and imagine the footsteps of the past surrounded by the greenery I love. 🌿✨
Follow along—this is going to be a wild, wonder-filled day!

#TheAngryGardener #Cozumel #MayanRuins #PlantNerdOnTour #CruiseLife #PlantTravel #TropicalBotany #GardenersWhoTravel #SunriseMagic #AdventureDay #PlantObsessed #WanderAndWonder #BotanyEverywhere

🌅 Sunrise over the open ocean hits different on Port Day #1!
This morning’s view from the ship was pure magic… and now we’re off to Cozumel, Mexico for a day at the Tulum Mayan ruins!

Your resident plant fanatic is absolutely vibrating with excitement. Ancient stonework? Yes. Stories of past civilizations? Double yes. But also—what plants were growing here centuries ago? What plants are reclaiming the ruins now? What tropical treasures will I spot creeping, climbing, and thriving in the heat?

I’m ready to explore the history, the landscape, the life, and imagine the footsteps of the past surrounded by the greenery I love. 🌿✨
Follow along—this is going to be a wild, wonder-filled day!

#TheAngryGardener #Cozumel #MayanRuins #PlantNerdOnTour #CruiseLife #PlantTravel #TropicalBotany #GardenersWhoTravel #SunriseMagic #AdventureDay #PlantObsessed #WanderAndWonder #BotanyEverywhere

🌴✈️ Vacation officially starts when… you spot sago palm seeds before breakfast!

Caught this beauty outside the hotel this morning and of course the plant nerd in me went straight into detective mode. 👀🌱 If this is how day one begins, imagine me the next eight days: roaming the ship, exploring Mayan ruins, and side-eyeing every tropical plant like I’m on a botanical safari.

We’ll wrap it all up with an island beach day, so basically I’m living my best “The Angry Gardener Goes Tropical” life. 😎🌺 Consider me on high alert for fronds, flowers, and anything with roots.

Stay tuned… you know I’m gonna find something to obsess over.

#TheAngryGardener #PlantNerdOnVacation #SagoPalmSighting #CruiseLife #TropicalVibes #MayanRuins #PlantGuyTravels #PugetSoundToTheSun #BotanicalAdventures #GardenersWhoTravel #Zone8bExplorer

🌴✈️ Vacation officially starts when… you spot sago palm seeds before breakfast!

Caught this beauty outside the hotel this morning and of course the plant nerd in me went straight into detective mode. 👀🌱 If this is how day one begins, imagine me the next eight days: roaming the ship, exploring Mayan ruins, and side-eyeing every tropical plant like I’m on a botanical safari.

We’ll wrap it all up with an island beach day, so basically I’m living my best “The Angry Gardener Goes Tropical” life. 😎🌺 Consider me on high alert for fronds, flowers, and anything with roots.

Stay tuned… you know I’m gonna find something to obsess over.

#TheAngryGardener #PlantNerdOnVacation #SagoPalmSighting #CruiseLife #TropicalVibes #MayanRuins #PlantGuyTravels #PugetSoundToTheSun #BotanicalAdventures #GardenersWhoTravel #Zone8bExplorer

🌴❄️ Greenhouse Chaos Report: November Edition! ❄️🌴
Zone 8b is doing the most right now, so all the patio tropicals have officially checked into the Emergency Spa & Survival Center (aka my greenhouse). It’s a full-on leafy traffic jam in there — zero judgment allowed. 😂

Somehow, between dodging dangling vines and negotiating with drama-queen plants, I even managed to pot up a few babies… because why not squeeze in one more project right before heading off to an actual tropical vacation? Priorities. 🌺✈️

If you love chaotic plant energy, questionable decision-making, and a gardener who is always two steps behind but still wildly enthusiastic… you’re in the right place.
Follow The Angry Gardener for more adventures, misadventures, and greenhouse reality TV. 🌿🔥

#TheAngryGardener #PugetSoundPlants #Zone8bLife #GreenhouseChaos #TropicalPlantHoarder #PlantAddictProblems #PacificNorthwestGardeners #PNWPlants #IndoorJungleVibes #WinterPrep #PlantParentLife #GardenerOnVacation #ChaosButMakeItGreen 🌱

🌴❄️ Greenhouse Chaos Report: November Edition! ❄️🌴
Zone 8b is doing the most right now, so all the patio tropicals have officially checked into the Emergency Spa & Survival Center (aka my greenhouse). It’s a full-on leafy traffic jam in there — zero judgment allowed. 😂

Somehow, between dodging dangling vines and negotiating with drama-queen plants, I even managed to pot up a few babies… because why not squeeze in one more project right before heading off to an actual tropical vacation? Priorities. 🌺✈️

If you love chaotic plant energy, questionable decision-making, and a gardener who is always two steps behind but still wildly enthusiastic… you’re in the right place.
Follow The Angry Gardener for more adventures, misadventures, and greenhouse reality TV. 🌿🔥

#TheAngryGardener #PugetSoundPlants #Zone8bLife #GreenhouseChaos #TropicalPlantHoarder #PlantAddictProblems #PacificNorthwestGardeners #PNWPlants #IndoorJungleVibes #WinterPrep #PlantParentLife #GardenerOnVacation #ChaosButMakeItGreen 🌱

UPDATE: Remember when I said I was just casually dipping a toe into this orchid thing?
Yeah… about that. 😅

One bloom turned into a full floral takeover and now I’m standing here like a proud stage parent at a plant recital. The spots! The drama! The absolute audacity of this flower to look THAT good without even trying.

I may or may not be whispering words of affirmation to it daily.
I may or may not be rearranging the room so it gets the best lighting.
I definitely did not plan on becoming emotionally attached this fast… but here we are.

I regret nothing. 🌸

#OrchidAddiction
#NewPlantWhoDis
#PlantObsessed
#OrchidLove
#HouseplantJungle
#FloralDrama
#PlantPeople
#OneBloomWasADealBreaker
#OrchidLife
#PlantParentProblems

UPDATE: Remember when I said I was just casually dipping a toe into this orchid thing?
Yeah… about that. 😅

One bloom turned into a full floral takeover and now I’m standing here like a proud stage parent at a plant recital. The spots! The drama! The absolute audacity of this flower to look THAT good without even trying.

I may or may not be whispering words of affirmation to it daily.
I may or may not be rearranging the room so it gets the best lighting.
I definitely did not plan on becoming emotionally attached this fast… but here we are.

I regret nothing. 🌸

#OrchidAddiction
#NewPlantWhoDis
#PlantObsessed
#OrchidLove
#HouseplantJungle
#FloralDrama
#PlantPeople
#OneBloomWasADealBreaker
#OrchidLife
#PlantParentProblems

A year ago I casually dipped a toe into the orchid pool… strictly for “educational purposes,” of course. 🌱
Now this dramatic diva shows up and blooms like this and suddenly I’m side-eyeing my other plant addictions like… do I really need boundaries? Or just a bigger shelf?? 😅

How many plant obsessions is too many? Asking for a friend. (It’s me. I’m the friend.)

Perhaps another trip to Emerald City Orchids is in order…

#OrchidAddiction #PlantProblems #HouseplantJunkie #OrchidLove #PlantNerd #OneMorePlant #JustOneMore #PlantLife #PlantHumor #IndoorJungle #AddictedToGrowing

A year ago I casually dipped a toe into the orchid pool… strictly for “educational purposes,” of course. 🌱
Now this dramatic diva shows up and blooms like this and suddenly I’m side-eyeing my other plant addictions like… do I really need boundaries? Or just a bigger shelf?? 😅

How many plant obsessions is too many? Asking for a friend. (It’s me. I’m the friend.)

Perhaps another trip to Emerald City Orchids is in order…

#OrchidAddiction #PlantProblems #HouseplantJunkie #OrchidLove #PlantNerd #OneMorePlant #JustOneMore #PlantLife #PlantHumor #IndoorJungle #AddictedToGrowing

My Maranta collection is officially out of control… and I regret NOTHING 🌿😂
Six different prayer plants, one glorious family photo, and way too much personality in a single corner of my house.

Every night they tuck themselves in… every morning they wake up and show off again. Living art. Living drama. Living obsession.

Who else can’t stop at just one?

#PrayerPlant #MarantaMadness #PlantPeople #HouseplantJungle #PlantAddict #IndoorPlants #TropicalVibes #PlantCollection #PlantJoy

My Maranta collection is officially out of control… and I regret NOTHING 🌿😂
Six different prayer plants, one glorious family photo, and way too much personality in a single corner of my house.

Every night they tuck themselves in… every morning they wake up and show off again. Living art. Living drama. Living obsession.

Who else can’t stop at just one?

#PrayerPlant #MarantaMadness #PlantPeople #HouseplantJungle #PlantAddict #IndoorPlants #TropicalVibes #PlantCollection #PlantJoy

My Maranta collection is officially out of control… and I regret NOTHING 🌿😂
Six different prayer plants, one glorious family photo, and way too much personality in a single corner of my house.

Every night they tuck themselves in… every morning they wake up and show off again. Living art. Living drama. Living obsession.

Who else can’t stop at just one?

#PrayerPlant #MarantaMadness #PlantPeople #HouseplantJungle #PlantAddict #IndoorPlants #TropicalVibes #PlantCollection #PlantJoy

My Maranta collection is officially out of control… and I regret NOTHING 🌿😂
Six different prayer plants, one glorious family photo, and way too much personality in a single corner of my house.

Every night they tuck themselves in… every morning they wake up and show off again. Living art. Living drama. Living obsession.

Who else can’t stop at just one?

#PrayerPlant #MarantaMadness #PlantPeople #HouseplantJungle #PlantAddict #IndoorPlants #TropicalVibes #PlantCollection #PlantJoy

Not a cool flashy one that @kimbmace.gardener seems to see everywhere, but it’s trying. 🙃.

Not a cool flashy one that @kimbmace.gardener seems to see everywhere, but it’s trying. 🙃.

Taste of my camera roll.

Taste of my camera roll.

I tracked down Trachystemon orientalis ‘Kiwi Sun’… and you know I didn’t just stop there. I dug it, divided it, and tucked those golden beauties into their new home to create a full-on chartreuse carpet for spring.

Come April?
It’s gonna be WOW-level EPIC. 🌱💛✨

Groundcovers that glow are absolutely my love language. Stay tuned—this bed is about to steal the whole season!

#KiwiSun #TrachystemonOrientalis #SpringGlowUp #ChartreuseDreams #GroundcoverGoals #GardenWowFactor #TheAngryGardener #PNWGarden #PlantsMakePeopleHappy #GardenTransformation

I tracked down Trachystemon orientalis ‘Kiwi Sun’… and you know I didn’t just stop there. I dug it, divided it, and tucked those golden beauties into their new home to create a full-on chartreuse carpet for spring.

Come April?
It’s gonna be WOW-level EPIC. 🌱💛✨

Groundcovers that glow are absolutely my love language. Stay tuned—this bed is about to steal the whole season!

#KiwiSun #TrachystemonOrientalis #SpringGlowUp #ChartreuseDreams #GroundcoverGoals #GardenWowFactor #TheAngryGardener #PNWGarden #PlantsMakePeopleHappy #GardenTransformation

I’m looking to add a standing grow light or two to some darker spots in my home, and these three keep coming up: Barrina, Glowrium, and Sansi. If you’ve used any of them, I’d love to hear your experience—what worked, what didn’t, and which one you’d actually buy again.

I’m considering doing a comparison in a future post, so real-world insight is especially helpful. Tagging the brands as well, in case they want to weigh in.

#GrowLights #IndoorGardening #PlantCare #HouseplantCommunity #GrowLightComparison #PlantSetup #UrbanJungle #HouseplantHelp #PlantTips #HomeGrowers #PlantParents #GrowLightReview #Barrina #Glowrium #Sansi #plantexperiments

I’m looking to add a standing grow light or two to some darker spots in my home, and these three keep coming up: Barrina, Glowrium, and Sansi. If you’ve used any of them, I’d love to hear your experience—what worked, what didn’t, and which one you’d actually buy again.

I’m considering doing a comparison in a future post, so real-world insight is especially helpful. Tagging the brands as well, in case they want to weigh in.

#GrowLights #IndoorGardening #PlantCare #HouseplantCommunity #GrowLightComparison #PlantSetup #UrbanJungle #HouseplantHelp #PlantTips #HomeGrowers #PlantParents #GrowLightReview #Barrina #Glowrium #Sansi #plantexperiments

That would have been great to try your mix! @esasdirtymix

That would have been great to try your mix! @esasdirtymix

When you’re known as “The Plant Guy” and the kid shows up like:

🌱 “Dad can you save these?”
Me: …I mean, I’ll try, but these plants have seen things. 😅

Wish me luck — I’m going in with water, hope, and questionable confidence.
Stay tuned for either a miracle… or a memorial. 😂🪦🌿

#PlantGuyProblems #HouseplantRescue #PlantFail #PlantParentLife #UrbanJungleHumor #SendFertilizer #BeforeTheyFlatline 🌱

When you’re known as “The Plant Guy” and the kid shows up like:

🌱 “Dad can you save these?”
Me: …I mean, I’ll try, but these plants have seen things. 😅

Wish me luck — I’m going in with water, hope, and questionable confidence.
Stay tuned for either a miracle… or a memorial. 😂🪦🌿

#PlantGuyProblems #HouseplantRescue #PlantFail #PlantParentLife #UrbanJungleHumor #SendFertilizer #BeforeTheyFlatline 🌱

🌱 What I Got → What I Want 🌿
(…and what I’m determined to create!)

A few years ago, I hit “upload” on my very first Watch My Garden Grow video—and honestly, I had no idea how deeply this journey would root itself in my heart. What started with a blank patch of earth and two lonely houseplants has grown into a full-blown plant-fueled passion, an obsession with rare and unusual beauties, and an ever-expanding love affair with begonias (send help… or more begonias 😄).

Along the way I’ve met incredible growers, collectors, nursery owners, and fellow plant dreamers—each connection sparked by the hunt for that one special specimen or by the joys of nurturing the plants already in my hands.

Now I’m ready for my next big transformation.

✨ Introducing: The Garden on Grandview ✨
I’m turning my plain, grass-only front yard into a drought-tolerant, Northwest-native, pollinator-loving coastal oasis—complete with a few rare treasures sprinkled in for magic. The first picture: what I have. The second: the dream I’m determined to make real.

This new series will document every step—front-yard metamorphosis, indoor jungle antics, and the evolving collectors garden out back. My social feeds will be buzzing with every update, win, fail, and “holy wow look at this plant!” moment along the way.

If you’ve been here a while—thank you. If you’re new—welcome!
🌿 Follow along.
🌿 Subscribe on YouTube.
🌿 Reach out if you’d like to collaborate or support the project.

Let’s grow something extraordinary together. 💚

#TheGardenOnGrandview #WatchMyGardenGrow #GardeningJourney #BeginnerToBotanist #PlantAddict #RarePlants #CollectorsGarden #PacificNorthwestGarden #PNWPlants #NativePlants #PollinatorGarden #DroughtTolerantGarden #CoastalGardenVibes #FrontYardMakeover #IndoorJungle #UrbanGardener #GardenTransformation #GardenInspiration #BotanicalObsessed #BegoniaAddict #YouTubeGardeners #GardenCreators #GardenCollab #PlantCommunityLove

🌱 What I Got → What I Want 🌿
(…and what I’m determined to create!)

A few years ago, I hit “upload” on my very first Watch My Garden Grow video—and honestly, I had no idea how deeply this journey would root itself in my heart. What started with a blank patch of earth and two lonely houseplants has grown into a full-blown plant-fueled passion, an obsession with rare and unusual beauties, and an ever-expanding love affair with begonias (send help… or more begonias 😄).

Along the way I’ve met incredible growers, collectors, nursery owners, and fellow plant dreamers—each connection sparked by the hunt for that one special specimen or by the joys of nurturing the plants already in my hands.

Now I’m ready for my next big transformation.

✨ Introducing: The Garden on Grandview ✨
I’m turning my plain, grass-only front yard into a drought-tolerant, Northwest-native, pollinator-loving coastal oasis—complete with a few rare treasures sprinkled in for magic. The first picture: what I have. The second: the dream I’m determined to make real.

This new series will document every step—front-yard metamorphosis, indoor jungle antics, and the evolving collectors garden out back. My social feeds will be buzzing with every update, win, fail, and “holy wow look at this plant!” moment along the way.

If you’ve been here a while—thank you. If you’re new—welcome!
🌿 Follow along.
🌿 Subscribe on YouTube.
🌿 Reach out if you’d like to collaborate or support the project.

Let’s grow something extraordinary together. 💚

#TheGardenOnGrandview #WatchMyGardenGrow #GardeningJourney #BeginnerToBotanist #PlantAddict #RarePlants #CollectorsGarden #PacificNorthwestGarden #PNWPlants #NativePlants #PollinatorGarden #DroughtTolerantGarden #CoastalGardenVibes #FrontYardMakeover #IndoorJungle #UrbanGardener #GardenTransformation #GardenInspiration #BotanicalObsessed #BegoniaAddict #YouTubeGardeners #GardenCreators #GardenCollab #PlantCommunityLove

🌞 Taking full advantage of this incredible November weather! I’ve been knocking out projects left and right the last couple days — feeling productive, but wow… there’s still so much more to tackle.

Of course, the only photographic “evidence” I managed to get before the sun disappeared is my Gunnera, all tucked in and ready for winter ❄️ (because apparently plants get their cozy season too).

Maybe next time I’ll remember to stop working long enough to actually take more pictures… maybe. 😅

#GardenLife #FallGardening #Gunnera #PlantPrep #PacificNorthwestGardening #PNWPlants #GardenGoals #WinterPrep #GardenChronicles #GardeningAddict #PlantPeople #DigInTheDirt #GardenTherapy

🌞 Taking full advantage of this incredible November weather! I’ve been knocking out projects left and right the last couple days — feeling productive, but wow… there’s still so much more to tackle.

Of course, the only photographic “evidence” I managed to get before the sun disappeared is my Gunnera, all tucked in and ready for winter ❄️ (because apparently plants get their cozy season too).

Maybe next time I’ll remember to stop working long enough to actually take more pictures… maybe. 😅

#GardenLife #FallGardening #Gunnera #PlantPrep #PacificNorthwestGardening #PNWPlants #GardenGoals #WinterPrep #GardenChronicles #GardeningAddict #PlantPeople #DigInTheDirt #GardenTherapy

Forgot to lift this elephant ear last winter and it returned…..not chancing another mild winter so off to the greenhouse she goes.

I’ve had good success either potting them up like shown here and storing in the greenhouse as well as removing the soil and storing in peat moss in a bin on the bottom shelf in the greenhouse …
I’ve also broken off little pups and grown them over the winter on a windowsill in the house.
What method have you had the best luck with?

#colocasia #elephantear #winterready #gardening #zone8b

Forgot to lift this elephant ear last winter and it returned…..not chancing another mild winter so off to the greenhouse she goes.

I’ve had good success either potting them up like shown here and storing in the greenhouse as well as removing the soil and storing in peat moss in a bin on the bottom shelf in the greenhouse …
I’ve also broken off little pups and grown them over the winter on a windowsill in the house.
What method have you had the best luck with?

#colocasia #elephantear #winterready #gardening #zone8b

I need one of these, until today I needed both of these. 🙃
Wonderful walk thru the Rhododendron Species Botanical Garden on a sunny Sunday morning.

I need one of these, until today I needed both of these. 🙃
Wonderful walk thru the Rhododendron Species Botanical Garden on a sunny Sunday morning.

A perfect fall day to enjoy Rhododendron Species Botanical Garden
#gardenstroll #RSBG #autumn #walkinthewoods

A perfect fall day to enjoy Rhododendron Species Botanical Garden
#gardenstroll #RSBG #autumn #walkinthewoods

Hmmm…. Probably this is just its thing. Like last year, the blooms arrive on this bird of paradise in November, a few weeks after being brought into the greenhouse for the winter.

#birdofparadise #novemberblooms #winteriscoming

Hmmm…. Probably this is just its thing. Like last year, the blooms arrive on this bird of paradise in November, a few weeks after being brought into the greenhouse for the winter.

#birdofparadise #novemberblooms #winteriscoming

Ohhh yes.

#leaf #newleaf #monstera

Ohhh yes.

#leaf #newleaf #monstera

When you unlock begonia leaf propagation, the rest of your life begins….
#nohopeforme #begoniaaddict #plantsmakepeoplehappy

When you unlock begonia leaf propagation, the rest of your life begins….
#nohopeforme #begoniaaddict #plantsmakepeoplehappy

When the winter rains return to the Northwest, you’ll find me in my grow room, soaking up the light, dreaming of spring, seeing what I can grow #plantsmakepeoplehappy #propagation #happyplace

When the winter rains return to the Northwest, you’ll find me in my grow room, soaking up the light, dreaming of spring, seeing what I can grow #plantsmakepeoplehappy #propagation #happyplace

Follow me for more garden hacks. #begonia #powderymildew #easy

Follow me for more garden hacks. #begonia #powderymildew #easy

My amazing little bamboo grove of Phyllostachys vivax ‘Huangwenzhu Inversa’
Thru the summer only the canopy was visiable as the giant cannas blocked the view.
Spring 2026 those cannas will be relocated as this is the view I need to see

#bamboo #Spring2026 #garden

My amazing little bamboo grove of Phyllostachys vivax ‘Huangwenzhu Inversa’
Thru the summer only the canopy was visiable as the giant cannas blocked the view.
Spring 2026 those cannas will be relocated as this is the view I need to see

#bamboo #Spring2026 #garden

I consider myself more of a passive propagator, even though I try to propagate everything all the time, I usually give it a half-assed attempt with low expectations for the added excitement when it works 🙃
I hear things, people say stuff, some googling, or just trying using just what I have on hand, things happen.
That primulina leaf prop was my latest skills test.
It also appears some random begonia piece didn’t want to be left behind.
#propagation #grow #begonia #Primulina #leaf

I consider myself more of a passive propagator, even though I try to propagate everything all the time, I usually give it a half-assed attempt with low expectations for the added excitement when it works 🙃
I hear things, people say stuff, some googling, or just trying using just what I have on hand, things happen.
That primulina leaf prop was my latest skills test.
It also appears some random begonia piece didn’t want to be left behind.
#propagation #grow #begonia #Primulina #leaf

Looking for a terrarium plant?
Check out this one, acquired during a plant swap I hosted, it was such a wee thing 2 months ago.

Begonia chloroneura
A species from the Philippines

Light: Bright, indirect light is best; avoid direct sun.

Humidity: High humidity is crucial, so a terrarium is highly recommended. Aim for 60% or more.

Watering: Water when the top 1-2 inches of soil are dry, and allow excess water to drain completely. Avoid getting water on the leaves.

Soil: Use a fast-draining, coarse potting mix to prevent waterlogging.

Looking for a terrarium plant?
Check out this one, acquired during a plant swap I hosted, it was such a wee thing 2 months ago.

Begonia chloroneura
A species from the Philippines

Light: Bright, indirect light is best; avoid direct sun.

Humidity: High humidity is crucial, so a terrarium is highly recommended. Aim for 60% or more.

Watering: Water when the top 1-2 inches of soil are dry, and allow excess water to drain completely. Avoid getting water on the leaves.

Soil: Use a fast-draining, coarse potting mix to prevent waterlogging.

Fall chores for spring dreams

Fall chores for spring dreams

She lives on the patio so long into fall that once I bring her inside she explodes with excitement.

#holidaycactus #thanksgivingcactus #𝑆𝑐ℎ𝑙𝑢𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑟𝑎truncata

She lives on the patio so long into fall that once I bring her inside she explodes with excitement.

#holidaycactus #thanksgivingcactus #𝑆𝑐ℎ𝑙𝑢𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑟𝑎truncata

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